cried today looking at Halloween decorations Walked the aisles of Walgreens
seeing myself in every mask Dracula Frankenstein Iron Man Pikachu
thought of who I wanted to be tonight The streets filled with goblins and silly string
My neighbors throwing a party filled with beautiful strangers
Thought of both the time I went as a pumpkin because all babies go as pumpkins
and going as a tropical depression Combination Hawaiian shirt
and eyeliner Remember when all that mattered was being clever I was never
much good at that In the seventh grade when my friends had a “band”
I was “manager” and we would have “practices” that were mostly just
looking up stuff on 4chan Two Girls One Cup Blue Waffle that video of the girl
who gets fucked by a horse I never had much subtlety A northern attitude
I suppose I read all my Stephen King a little too early Spent my autumns
in graveyards looking for ghost stories I love the one I used to tell where I take
a photo of the graves every hour on the hour and one gets developed of me
asleep in the arms of a statue I would tell my summer campers I had the photo
somewhere at home like the irrefutable proof of the demonic afterlife
was scrapbooked to a mirror with a roll from a photo booth of Marcie Milgram
who I haven’t thought about in years but was such a wonderful actress
She was in The Importance of Being Earnest and I remember wanting only
to rip off her corset to toss her derby hat across the auditorium We dated
for a second in the tenth grade and her dad drove us to see Paranormal Activity
Took us to Taco Bell after where the three of us sat in awkward silence
like how I imagine the crew of the Titan submersible did realizing
they’d all soon die But isn’t everyone’s childhood like that A crush
and being crushed One night in a photo booth with your tongue down
someone’s throat The next watching WWE Smackdown Watching
a man from Toronto with luscious blonde hair fight an undead wizard
Tonight I could be him Could stroll down the leaf littered streets
with my eyes rolled back The whites of them shining like the pools
of water deer drink from in Twilight before a vampire sucks them dry
I don’t think that ever happened but I was always more Devil’s Kettle
than Forks I don’t think I’ve looked up from my phone since 2012
since Kate Mara died in House of Cards and then in American Horror Story
I watched her Craig Ferguson interviews like a new religion
like I was devout It was like I was on Rumspringa and found the tandem blessings
of Svedka and Domino’s Lava Cakes I watched them like the lips
of the Brazilian exchange student who came my senior year
and rolled every word out like she was making something gorgeous
from its entrails I did not grow up in a community well regarded
for their baking Spent more than one dinner at the Sportsman Club
high off my ass trying not to make eye contact with the mounted deer
Tried to forget I once raced toy boats down a rain gutter in the parking lot
Simultaneously won and lost the white trash Olympics
I could wear a yellow rain jacket like I did then Spend my night
as Georgie the idiot kid brother I know the part well My ass often beat
by my brother and his friends sipping Glacier Freeze Gatorades
Teabagging each other in Halo More than one of them kids who’d arrive
in trench coats and fedoras One kid who’d bring his Xbox 360 around
in a briefcase like a version of Pulp Fiction that reinforces the crisis of infinite worlds
like a version of a school shooter who just kept a copy of GTA
tucked into his waistband In a way I suppose this is a love letter
to the edgelords My sympathies for the townies but also the scumfucks
at Codi’s party who arrive with V for Vendetta masks,
so unlike but not boy Cody who I grew up with Who knew only his dirt bike
Made a motocross course inside the womb of our housing development
I remember his dad drove an 18-wheeler and would park it in the yard
He’d throw rocks as I biked past and when he became a dad he apologized
for all the bullshit I apologized too then again to myself for apologizing
so much For once walking up on his little sister getting fingered
out by the lake The pond with a government name like something out of
a David Berman poem Well’s Pond #2 with a flannel blanket set down
Elbows propped up and the sun doing downward dog Could you believe
I spent the past year restraining myself from beauty? Like this statue
in my hometown park of a dog desperately pulling away Its neck tight
like a bundle of telephone wires At a distance all you see is resistance
up close there is no leash I don’t remember when I decided I’d commit
to being unhappy I suppose it came on quietly like a storm at night
the clouds turning dark somewhere behind the darkness My neurochemistry
rearranged from years of drinking from letting slip all these nights
When I stopped I was amazed with all these extra hours These stupid new
possibilities Like tonight I could be a zombie or maybe Herk Harvey
from Carnival of Souls who spends most of the movie just staring forward
tormenting Candice Hilligloss It wouldn’t be that hard to darken the eyes
on my already sun forgotten face Buy a cheap suit Talk to no one
But haven’t I been doing that already Sitting on my couch
thinking about Selena Gomez and how unabashedly I love her
despite feeling like she’s a bad singer and an even worse actress
I ask a friend after the paparazzi catch her sunning on an expensive yacht
making comments about her lupus and her weight gain if I love her only
out of sympathy Like Mark Leidner’s “The River” where the woman he loves
says the saddest thing imaginable and the speaker tells her he loves her
for it well not exactly But something like that I think it’s most likely
a mirrored desire to perceive persistence That I too will struggle
and be beautiful Maybe I could be her tonight A sparkly dress
like a disassembled disco ball or that girl from Under the Silver Lake
who covers her pink leotard with balloons and lets strangers pop them
as the night progresses As I make a faux pas or forget someone’s name
When I turn to a stranger and tell them I love them
mostly because of their costume but also the ingenuity to make it
or the sheer will to get off the couch and go to the drug store
to pull one off a rack I want to tell them I love them for the playlists they make
in the quiet of the evening The way their penmanship is surely bad
How they don’t know cursive I want to love them like I loved my first girlfriend
The one who showed me breasts for the first time in her Subaru after field hockey practice
I want the perfect sentence to explain my northern vernacular
To explain witch windows and Ruth Stone Maple sugaring and apples
The beautiful men from Barbados who spend the autumn picking them
and smoking Cubanos outside Hannafords The one that was once an Ames
and to this day my parents still sing Eli James we bought you at Ames
I even love boy Cody the way I love all the townies Gorgeous as they walk
the halls of the high school making ATV sounds as they crank
the restroom pass like a throttle The townies who’d miss first period
bagging a deer and arrive blood splattered to trigonometry Who’d
snowmobile to school and check their rifles in at the front office
Maybe I’ll dress like them All camouflage and Carhartt
like my old neighbor who once got so drunk he drove his ATV
into an above ground pool The plastic kind you find in poor places
He spent his days chopping wood in the front yard blaring Tool
guzzling Molson’s Labatt’s It’s such a shame I never learned
his name just the initials The only complicated thing about him
Unlike the girls who live next door to me now Who I’m pretty sure
hate me but still invited me out Social anxiety is such a bitch
But I bet their feelings would be validated if they read this
This account of me debating a costume Perusing the tabloids
for some piece of mind For the perfect costume that announces
I am trying to take you home but also let’s see where the night
takes us To the barcade where we drape scarves of tickets over our shoulders
Two stepping at the Broken Spoke Headbanging at the Mohawk
After cheating on his wife my uncle lived in a tent before
moving upstate, before living in a trailer near the Akwesasne
Mohawk Casino Before spending his Saturday nights hitting
the slots with his new wife Maybe we could buy tickets
to ride across the desert in a hot air balloon or shoot elk
out of a helicopter with Sarah Palin I’m bad at this romance thing
Great at sitting in the dark watching movies The day after
Hurricane Irene I remember getting high with the class president
Driving around the backwoods I remember being
too attracted to her to say anything Obsessed with the way
her mouth met the cold glass of the bong How her O’s
were perfect and she never missed a homework assignment
I remember her friend being into me Remember once
in the seventh grade giving her the puck at a Middlebury College game
after it went into the stands She blushed like the shell nightlight
my mom kept in the bathroom I remember
getting high and getting dropped off Walking back through
the neighborhood trying not to look conspicuous Immediately
sitting down in front of the couch with my dad and watching
all of To Kill a Mockingbird I remember Jem and Atticus
Tom Robinson and Mayella Ewell I remember us getting up
and walking out after it was over Never talking to my dad
about it How he must have known How all parents know
I remember Tony Soprano saying the lowest form of conversation
is sitting around and saying I remember And so I want to apologize
for dragging you into this You who expected more You
who must imagine me going to Spirit Halloween and being equally
distraught But in a different way Me who an hour before
grabbed a yellow sweater and went as Arthur As low effort
Me who walked into a room full of strangers and saw someone
I remembered Someone I omitted from my Harper Lee lineup
like Moonrise Kingdom when I saw her she was dressed
as a raven Her plumage immaculate! Iridescent! She looked
like a gasoline rainbow But one I could kiss Talked like a stick of licorice
come to life Bitter but in that way that makes you love it
I said remember when And she did I said take that Tony Soprano
She took me home to where a map of the United States
lay across her bedroom walls The disassembled pages
of a road atlas transfigured by the nausea of data
the city names replaced with words spoken by people
desperately trying to find love Words used in dating profiles
to sell themselves Words like Virgin or Republican
like Lasso or Methadone like Guitar or Ballet like Sycamore
or Sicko Mode I found where we grew up Quickly the words
arrived Maybe I have always seen myself best as a series
of data points A constellation of unmitigated desire
In the upper left corner the title A MORE PERFECT UNION
I grew up between Snowshoe and Steeple Just down the road
from Noetic and up from Velveeta Summered near Putter
and Hump Colleged on the twin forks of Folk and Freemasonry
between Relevancy and Disengaged the word Thrush
circled in red ink A decision she made about herself
about Home about the ways the song of a state bird
comes to roost in your ribs not pick at the liver left behind
When she threw me on the bed and pulled off this stupid costume
She drew a different map of my life I paid attention
to the words that leaked from my lips The yes pleases
The always The way her speakers always seemed
to play This Must Be the Place when I was around
It was so easy to drown out the noise to lose sight
and gain clarity The vertigo subsiding suddenly
The night turning cool and crisp as we open the windows
The doubt and fear dressing us up like the animals
in Snow White In the most precious garments they donned us

Eli Karren is a poet and educator based in Austin, TX. His work can be found in swamp pink, Palette Poetry, and the Harvard Review.